WARNING. Possible Matrix 2 spoiler: here.

-Oliver

Well, I just thought I would officially announce that I was accepted to the University of Texas at Austin!! Whoohooo! _-)

-Ochs

Just thought this was cool. =)

-Oliver

The exciting conclusion of the adventures of the evil bunny awaits!

What will the world do? With HellHare in control of all nuclear silos, the world seems powerless! It is now that HellHare hears two different sounds… “Doze zund vamilia…” thinks HellHare. This coming from the left, and this coming from the right!

So the two new groups come and ambush HellHare! And… uh.. oop.. ugh… Oliver gets writer’s block.

On with the evil bunny adventure!

So… after the LAN party, HellHare returns to his search for nuclear silos. He finds one at <CLASSIFIED> and sneaks into the silo….

“VOO!” screams HellHare whenever he comes upon a person. Every person is so terrified that they drop to the ground unconscious. “Vhevhevhe… datz vun!” cackles HellHare.

In a matter of minutes, HellHare has control of the secret nuclear silo.

In a matter of a few more minutes, HellHare has the whole United States trapped and with a ransom threat!

In a matter of even a few more minutes, HellHare has the whole world under his control!

WILL HELLHARE EVER BE STOPPED?!

WILL THE WHOLE WORLD BE NUKED!?

HOW IN THE WORLD DID A STUPID PINK BUNNY TAKE OVER THE WORLD!?!!!

FIND OUT NEXT TIME! MONDAY!

-Oliver

Yeah yeah, it’s Sunday and there was no HellHare update on Saturday…

so sue me. =)

-Oliver

The adventures of the evil bunny… continued!

Somehow, HellHare ended up in Round Rock, Texas. “Vhat en da heehaw havveppend? Ow vid Isa ind up en dis pase?” wondered HellHare. It was there where he got mesmerized by the many computers at a local LAN party… where two of the young people (called Van and Oliver) were killing everyone else in Counter-Strike. Because of this, HellHare’s small biography somehow skipped a day. “Isa veleave dat dursduday wud lozz en u tem vubble ur sumding…” explains HellHare.

CONTINUE HELLHARE’S ADVENTURE ON SATURDAY!

Would also like to point out that Minix did do well the first/only Half-Life game we played… but Van and I kicked butt in Counter-Strike. =)

-Oliver

lol….

JesusNut2216: I’m just IMing you to see what your away
message says…I’m expecting something creative..

Yep, another episode of OliverWEB’s Spring Break mini-series!

HellHare decided he didn’t really care about the chicken, “Bwah, voo carez avout da ziken anaywayz… Isa vilz hup ta Niw Yerk Cita!!” So off HellHare went, to the Big Apple…

There, HellHare had to sneak past customs… he decided to disguise himself as a stuffed animal. It worked, except customs thought he was so ugly, they chunked him in a trash can. “Oh velz, ut lezt Ima inz da U-esa-A…” HellHare then found the local 7-11 and stole a map. Unfortunately, maps don’t have the location of nuclear silos on them. “Dohz, tupeed mupz” muttered HellHare.

So off HellHare went again to find the silos the hard way…

WILL HELLHARE EVER FIND THE NUCLEAR SILOS?!

WHAT REALLY DID HAPPEN TO THE CHICKEN!?

THESE ANSWERS AND MORE, NEXT TIME!

-Oliver

Yes, it’s time for the OliverWEB Spring Break mini-series to continue!

…so in order to take over every nuclear silo in the world, BadGuyBunnyRabbit turned into… HellHare! (HellHare a creation of Wes) So off went HellHare… he started off in Vatican City, Andorra, Barbados, and Tuvalu, but soon discovered… that those countries don’t have any nuclear weapons and are among the smallest in the world. “Seelly raaavvvit,” it said to itself. On to the United States of America!!! It was at this very moment that HellHare saw a small chicken cross a small dirt road in the country of Palau, just as a truck full of hay was nearing…

WILL THE CHICKEN SURVIVE THE CROSSING OF THE ROAD?!

WILL HELLHARE TAKE OVER THE WORLD?!

STAY TUNED, RABBITWATCHERS, AT THE SAME RABBITTIME (well, not really), THE SAME RABBITCHANNEL (well… no), THE SAME RABBITDATE (nope), AND THE SAME RABBITWEBSITE (well… alright)!!!

-Oliver