Lala, Fun And Interesting Stuff!

First off…





Now for some fun links!!

The Deathatron! - Curious on how you’re going to die? Go here!
Secret Life Of The Squirrel - Follow this cute creature through it’s day!
Awkward Saltine Moments - Just Like Humans… they have bad times.
Biblical Curse Generator - Thou shalt be plagued with gnats, flies and locusts, O ye creature of the pit!
You Killed My Teacher, Now You Must Die! - Bruce Lee Flash thing =)
Answering the Eternal Questions - If A Tree Falls In The Forest, but no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Well, I’ve been really bored today, and I’m about to leave, but I hope you all get some entertainment out of these.

-Minix

Ochs

Bravo man… really, I “applaud” you. You’ve been successful in deleting a few quotes and memories from OliverWEB. Great job, really. I don’t know if I could have done it better myself.

I could just email this to you, but I know you’ll read it here. I’ve got nothing to hide, perhaps you do? I could very well go through every strand of OliverWEB and take off every reference of you… how would you like that? I won’t… I’ll be the bigger man right now. I won’t lower myself to your level. Getting pissed yet? You have a problem with that. Read on. Perhaps you should think through things a bit more before you actually do things. That’s a novel idea, think. Wow.

You need help man, I’m sorry… I don’t think I can anymore. Perhaps you’ve forgotten all the times I’ve tried. After all this, do you still not see clearly, are you still all tangled up in your pride? Wow, you’re 18 now… that makes you a man, right? Yeah, just like how wearing that black belt makes you a super cool martial arts dude. Let me tell you something. And make sure you listen and understand, because you’ve probably had some trouble thinking lately. It means nothing. Nothing at all. Think you’re a man? Can handle your own life? Deep within, you’re not a man, you’re a whining little brat foul mouthing every person around him because things didn’t go your way.

Stop trying to control people… you can’t, you won’t, and you’ll only end up screwing your own life up while hurting others in the process. Am I pissed right now? Yes. Another congratulations to you man, you got Oliver mad. Few have been able to achieve that task. That make you the best? The smartest dude ever? Give me a break. You didn’t even “hack” into OliverWEB. You knew my quote page password… that’s smart thinking there, let me tell you. You broke a trust, have I ever broken a trust to hurt you?

Perhaps you weren’t the one who messed with the page? Let’s look into this, shall we? You knew my password. It was a few days/hours (I don’t know, I was in Dallas) after I erased your account(s) on OliverWEB, so you have a motive. “To each his own…” has you written all over it. Perhaps it wasn’t you? No, scratch that idea.

I urge you to look within yourself and see how truly twisted you are right now. There’s a song that goes “humble thyself in the sight of the Lord”… maybe you’ve sung it before? You should listen to the words from your own mouth. Really, you should. I said I was mad, but do I hate you? No, I will never hate you no matter what you do. I am sorry for you, I’m sorry our friendship has gotten to become like this, I’m sorry there is no friendship anymore.

May God be with you and open your eyes. You’ll need Him.

-To the others reading this, please don’t add any “scolding” in the comments. Let this be.

-Oliver

Gone..

Everybody is gone this weekend… raises eyebrow… Where everyone go?

Kinda funny cause I know where most everybody is…

HAHA, okay, I CRACK MYSELF UP!

Sorry, i’m in a … make fun of Olivia mood… snicker

-Olivia

An interesting tidbit

Lala, and now, something from the Bible… (sorry for the language… other bible in car… and this ones kind of old)

OK, oldest guy in the bible… was Methuselah who lived to 969 years old… how do you think he died? I would guess… Old age… but…

Genesis 5:26 “And all the days of Methuselah were nine hundred and sixty and nine years: and he died”

his son, Lemach was born when Methuselah was 187

Genesis 5:25 “And Methuselah lived a hundred eighty and seven years, and begat Lamech”

and then, Lemach had a son, Noah

Genesis 5:28-29 “And Lamech lived a hundred eighty and two years, and begat a son, (29) and he called his name Noah.

Genesis 7:6 “And Noah was six hundred years old when the flood of waters was upon the earth”

lala… 187+182+600 = 969… which means that Methuselah either died the year of the flood, or in the flood…

Pretty cool I thought =)


-Minix

Memorable Moments

Was looking through the quote archives… just thought I’d throw some of the quotes up here for fun. =)

“Yes, my Hard Drive is being used up at a constantly increasing rate no thanks to your no good scum sucking emails so if you don’t mind, then STOP GIVING ME THOSE !#$%!!$! THINGS!!!!!! Ahem, if you see me in the halls next year you better either run real fast or else smash yourself into the brick wall and save me the trouble, okay? Oh yeah, have a nice day.” -Van

“I AM YODA!!!!” -Olivia

“Backstreet Boys and NSync are almost exactly alike, I don’t know how people can say one is better than the other. Personally, I like NSync better.” - “Anon”

“stupid Sarah “ -Oliver

“If I were a fruit, I’d like to be one with pink tights and fake boobys like you see on 6th street.” -Chad

“Hey, is that Santa Claus? He gives me lovely presents, just like my furry easter rabitts hand out eggs, to iraq got bombed today in a series of star wars is a bad movie” -Minix

“Stuff that not mean we think was stuff that was we dont” -Minix

LASSIE’S A BLONDE TOOOOOOO! yay!!!! “ -Sarah


Well, those are a few that stood out for now… I’d just like to note that a lot of Minix’s quotes seem like random words just thrown in there and make no sense at all. =) Speaking of quotes, I think I’m goin to redo the whole random quote generator thing up there… hasn’t had a revamp in a year or so. =)

-Oliver

Re: Quote Page Stats

‘Cause I was bored, I made a visual for Minix’s post. =) Click on thumbnail to view larger pic:

Quote Page Stats


Also, as a side note, NineInchNoseHairs.com has moved to another server and should be running smoothly from now on… now we just need some updates I suppose. =)

Could use those pics of “our” first “concert” I suppose… Christine? =) Oh… and thanks to all the updaters for keeping the frontpage fresh. =)

-Oliver

More Video Game Humor

Lala, =) this is pretty cool stuff here =) It’s a bunch of quotes from video games, showing how stupid they are =) I played a lot of these games when I was younger… so they might not be super funny to everyone, but hey =) if you played nintendo, snes or sega, check it out =)

-Minix

Quote Page Stats

OK, I have no life, and have once again counted quotes and comments… this time I have a little neater way of doing it =) Lala, I have no idea what purpose this could serve, but maybe you’ll find it of some interest.

Quote Page Statistics!
NamesTotalQuotesComments
Minix71188623
Oliver62462562
Olivia604110494
Sarah38330353
Christine35149302
Amanda W.26819249
Jennifer21214198
Cathy13314121
Ochs1013467
Wes823250
Adam641252
Kenny491732
Claire35827
Carlson281018
Amanda K.17116
Chad1138
Brook835
Brad817
Grace734
Nancy725
Joey606
Van422
Brian422
Jeanette202
Suneet101
Patrick000


-Minix